I am trying to form a game plan to allow me to get a lot of writing done in the next few months. I want to finish the Into the West Saga Serial which would be possibly two more books after Into the West: Most Wanted to get the story to the ending I want. It is very ambitious considering how long it has taken to me get to book three in the serial but I know it is possible, I just have to figure out how.
Keep watching the blogs for more information as I get my plans set. Think good thoughts for me, please. For today, I think we just need a good laugh (or an amused groan if the jokes are bad). I seem to have found most of the good clean cowboy jokes I can find online so I thought I would try jokes about my home state of Kansas.
Enjoy . . . I hope.
Dorothy missed Kansas but what did Toto miss?
They missed the rains down in Africa.
What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
What do buzzards in Kansas eat?
Carrion, my wayward son.
A man had a terminal illness.
His doctor says he only had six months to live and there is only one treatment. The doctor tells him he had to marry a woman that yells at him constantly and move to Kansas.
“Will it help?” asks the man.
“No,” says the doctor, “but it will be the longest six months of your life.”