Friday Funnies: Christmas Time!



Hello Posse!


Christmas is just two weeks from today! Are you ready? It seems like it was taking forever to get here then suddenly it just a few weeks away. I have all my gifts bought but I need to make some for my parents. Mom always gets a calendar with family photos and it's filled in with every family members birthday and anniversaries. I also add in all the national holidays, meteor showers, moon cycles, and a few fun national days too. For dad, I need to finish book five and send him his copies. Sadly, his gift is going be a bit late this year. I might have to send him something else to tide him over until it's done. What do you have left to do before Christmas gets here?


P.R. and I will also be celebrating our seventh wedding anniversary this year. It is hard to believe it has been seven years already. It has just flown by. I can honestly say the last seven years have been some of the happiest years of my entire life. We will be ordering dinner delivered this year and will likely watch a movie or two or have a Star Trek marathon because we are just that nerdy!


I hope you have many wonderful things to look forward to this holiday season. We would all love to hear what you have coming up.


In the meantime, let's get to the jokes!


Have a great Friday!

Stephen

Q: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

A: Orna-mints!

Q: What did the grumpy sheep say when anyone wished him a Merry Christmas?

A: Baaaa humbug!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Frosty-flakes.

Q: Where does Frosty keep all his money?

A: At the local snow bank.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Q: What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?

A: Candy canes.

Q: What did his teacher say to Rudolph about his grade when he failed his Civil War test?

A. You’ll go down in history!

and last but not least . . .


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut open this present until Christmas!

Need some last minute gift or wrapping ideas? Check out this video from Blossom on YouTube.


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