Friday Funnies: Cowboys!


Hello Posse!


I hope you all made it past tax day without too much stress. I always like to do mine as early as possible to get the tears long over with by now. Now that the dreaded day has passed, let's turn our focus to something more pleasant, like my books!


I have been working hard on part 5, Into the West: Last Showdown and I have to say I am pretty proud of how it is going now that I am on a roll again. Keep watching for the next sneak peek coming in a Friday blog soon.


Now I think we could all use a bit of humor to start the weekend off right. Since my focus is always on historical fiction and westerns I thought a few good-natured jokes about cowboys would be good.


So settled in and I hope these jokes will bring a smile to your face and a little lightness to your heart.


Enjoy!

Stephen


Q: What do cowboys put on their salads? A: Ranch dressing.

Q: What zen philosophies do cowboys live by? A: Alway turn the udder cheek and moooove on.

Q: What was the artistic gunslinger really good at doing? A: Drawing.

Q: How did the cowboy get to the hockey game? A: He road a Zam-pony

Q: How did the blind cowboy know where his cattle were? A: He herd them.

Q: What do they call a cowboy who's always happy? A: The jolly rancher

Q: Where do cowboys go when they need to think things over? A: To the Ponder-osa.

Q: For what basketball team do cowboys always root? A: The Spurs.

Q: What do you know about the new cowboy movie called The Sun. A: I know it’s set in the west!

Q: How to German cowboys say hi to each other?

A: Audi, partner!

Q: Did the chuck wagon cook really refuse to make chili on the trail for all the cowboys? A: Darn Tootin’!

Q: A cowboy asked me, "Can you me round up 18 cows?" A: “Sure," I said. "That would be 20 cows.”

And last but not least . . .


Q: What is it called when a cantankerous old cowboy dies and is not happy when he comes back to life? A: Reintarnation!



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