Friday Funnies: Customers

Hello Posse!

As some of you have noticed, I am fascinated with all the weird national days that are associated with every single day of the year. Today happens to be "get to know your customers day" so what better day to share customer/work jokes.

I worked in customer service for way too many years so some of these made me chuckle. I hope they will for you too! Please feel free to share any funny stories you have from your own customer or work experiences. I would love to hear from you!

Enjoy and Happy Friday!!!


Salesperson: This computer is amazing. It will cut your workload by 50%.”

Customer: “That’s great! I’ll take two!”

Not all cashiers are good at their job. For some, things are slow to register.

Always trust a glue salesperson. They tend to stick to their word.

The salesperson said the boots were made from alligator, but I knew it was crock.

I was training to sell Velcro but I quit, I just couldn’t stick with it.

A passenger loaded his luggage onto the scale at an airline counter in New York City and said to the agent at the counter, "I'm flying to San Fransisco. I want the large bag sent to Los Angeles and the two small bags sent to Miami."

The agent was surprised and replied, "I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that."

The passenger smiled and said, "That's good to know because that's where they ended up the last time I flew this route."

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