I hope everyone had a fantastic week and are looking forward to an even better weekend. I have a lot of things going on today so I will get right to it.
Today is National Hot Chocolate Day and if you visit my Facebook page you will find a video with four very tasty variations on this great winter treat. Even if you don't want to make a hot chocolate, the guy who does the video is pretty entertaining to watch regardless.
So mix yourself up a nice hot chocolate and check out these jokes. Just don't drink and laugh, hot chocolate coming out of your nose does not sound good!
Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose (lac-toes)!
A bull was talking to the herd.
"My grandfather was a great knight," he said. "His name was Sir Loin."
What do you call it when a cow watches another cow's every move?
A steak out!
How to count cows?
With a cowculator!
What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?
What did the mother horse say to her foal?
Go to bed son, it's pasture bedtime!
What do you say to a cowboy who rides a tall pony?
Get off your high horse!
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he was a little Hoarse!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky pine!
What is a pig's favorite move in Karate?
A pork chop!
What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
Why couldn't the chicken find her egg?
Because she mislaid it!
What do EVIL chickens lay?
Who tells the best farm jokes? (besides me of course)