Friday Funnies: Farm Edition!



Hello Posse!


I hope everyone had a fantastic week and are looking forward to an even better weekend. I have a lot of things going on today so I will get right to it.


Today is National Hot Chocolate Day and if you visit my Facebook page you will find a video with four very tasty variations on this great winter treat. Even if you don't want to make a hot chocolate, the guy who does the video is pretty entertaining to watch regardless.


So mix yourself up a nice hot chocolate and check out these jokes. Just don't drink and laugh, hot chocolate coming out of your nose does not sound good!


Happy Friday!

Stephen

Cows:

Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose (lac-toes)!

A bull was talking to the herd.

"My grandfather was a great knight," he said. "His name was Sir Loin."

What do you call it when a cow watches another cow's every move?

A steak out!

How to count cows?

With a cowculator!

What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?

Beef Jerky!

Horses:

What did the mother horse say to her foal?

Go to bed son, it's pasture bedtime!

What do you say to a cowboy who rides a tall pony?

Get off your high horse!

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

Because he was a little Hoarse!

Pigs:

What do you get if you cross a pig and a cactus?

A porky pine!

What is a pig's favorite move in Karate?

A pork chop!

What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork!

Chickens:

Why couldn't the chicken find her egg?

Because she mislaid it!

What do EVIL chickens lay?

Devilled eggs!

Who tells the best farm jokes? (besides me of course)

Comedi-hens!

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