Friday Funnies: Father's Day Edition


Hello Posse!


I hope you all had a great week and this blog finds you happy and healthy! This will be short and sweet as it is about 1:30 Am here ad honestly, I'm falling asleep. But I did not want to miss reminding you that Into the West Sharon Springs is on sale right now on Amazon and part four Into the West: Most Wanted is almost here!!! Just one more day so go to Amazon and order your book now, If you prefer paperback you can go to Barnes and Noble and order your paperback version there. Paperback will be coming to Amazon but it will just take a few days.


I am losing my battle to stay awake so on to the jokes!!!


In honor of Father's Day, here come the dad jokes . . .


Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?

A: Because they'd crack up.

Q: What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

A: Nobody knows.

Q: Is this graveyard overcrowded?

A: Yes, I heard people are dying to get in.

Q: What concert costs only 45 cents?

A: 50 Cent with opening act, Nickelback!

Q: Did you hear about the man who invented knock-knock jokes?

A: He won a 'no-bell' prize.

Q: If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

Q: Is it inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad?

A: Yes, it is quite the faux pa.

Q: Why are elevator jokes classically funny?

A: Because they work on so many levels.

and last but not least . . .


Q: When does a joke become a "dad" joke?

A: When it becomes apparent.

Have a great weekend and to all you Father's out there, Happy Father's Day!!


Stay Safe,

Stephen




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