Friday Funnies: Gone to the Dogs!

Updated: Apr 6

Hello Posse!

We are coming up on the anniversary of when we adopted our rescue dog, Shaggy. In honor of one of the best days of my married life, I want to share a few jokes about dogs. If you ever have the chance to rescue a dog, I highly recommend it. If you can't rescue, consider fostering. You would be in good company.

Here is a very short list of celebrities who have rescue dogs (to find out more click here):

  1. Selena Gomez

  2. Jake Gyllenhaal

  3. Ryan Reynolds

  4. Jane Lynch

  5. Jon Hamm

  6. Emma Stone + Andrew Garfield

  7. Kristen Bell

  8. Orlando Bloom

  9. Kaley Cuoco

  10. George Clooney

  11. Sandra Bullock

  12. Amanda Seyfried

P.R. and I both want more dogs but I keep refusing to even look at any more while we are in this apartment. However, once we get a place with a yard in the next year or so . . . look out! We'll have our own pack in no time!

If you have been thinking about adding a new furry family member but are not sure where to start, check out Breed Advisor's webpage (<--- click here) for some helpful ways to make the right choices for you and your family.

Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?

A: A watch dog!

Q: What do you get when you cross a herding dog and a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

Q:What did the Dalmatian say after he ate all his food?

A: “That hit the spots!"

Q: Why are dogs like phones?

A: Because they both have collar ID!

Q: What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

A: A cockerpoodledoo!

Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers?

A: Because they all have two left feet!

Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?

A: Because it was a hot dog!

Q: What dog breed LOVES living in the Big Apple?

A: A New Yorkie!

Q: To what kind of market should you NEVER take your dog?

A: A flea market!

Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to see his eye doctor?

A: Because he kept seeing spots!

Q: What breed of dog is the quietest?

A: Hush puppies!

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