Updated: Apr 6, 2020
We are coming up on the anniversary of when we adopted our rescue dog, Shaggy. In honor of one of the best days of my married life, I want to share a few jokes about dogs. If you ever have the chance to rescue a dog, I highly recommend it. If you can't rescue, consider fostering. You would be in good company.
Here is a very short list of celebrities who have rescue dogs (to find out more click here):
Emma Stone + Andrew Garfield
P.R. and I both want more dogs but I keep refusing to even look at any more while we are in this apartment. However, once we get a place with a yard in the next year or so . . . look out! We'll have our own pack in no time!
If you have been thinking about adding a new furry family member but are not sure where to start, check out Breed Advisor's webpage (<--- click here) for some helpful ways to make the right choices for you and your family.
Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What do you get when you cross a herding dog and a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q:What did the Dalmatian say after he ate all his food?
A: “That hit the spots!"
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they both have collar ID!
Q: What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers?
A: Because they all have two left feet!
Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: Because it was a hot dog!
Q: What dog breed LOVES living in the Big Apple?
A: A New Yorkie!
Q: To what kind of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to see his eye doctor?
A: Because he kept seeing spots!
Q: What breed of dog is the quietest?
A: Hush puppies!