Friday Funnies: Kid Jokes!



Hello Posse!


I have been working on so many things lately I am totally getting turned around and really have no idea what I'm doing at the moment. I have so many things half finished and I really need to work on getting a few of them wrapped up here soon so I can focus entirely on writing part five.


I am determined to give it a real go to try and get parts five and six finished by Christmas. I know I do not have a good track record for writing that fast, but I'm determined to give it the ol' college try. In the mean time I have a few videos to put together and I want to do a cover reveal here soon so I can start running ads for part five as I finish writing it.


I have been thinking about a contest leading up to the revel could be a prediction quiz. It would have three multiple choice questions about your predictions for what you think will happen in part 5. The people with the correct answers would be put in a drawing to win a prize. I was thinking about maybe getting a T-shirt with the book cover on it for the winner. Let me know what you think about my contest idea.


For now, lets get on with the Jokes! I thought kid jokes would be good for today, I hope you like these jokes from children.


Enjoy,

Stephen


Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frost bite!

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A: A dino-snore!

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: Dinner's on me!

Q: Why did the Raggedy Ann say no to dessert? A: Because she was already stuffed.

Q: What is fast and crunchy?

A: A rocket chip!

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A: Between you and me . . . something smells!

Q: Why did the student eat his book report?

A: Because the teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!

Q: What has ears but cannot hear? A: A cornstalk.

Q: What do you call a droid that goes the long way around?

A: R2 De-tour.

And now for my favorite kid joke . . .


Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven, eight, nine!


If you want to revel in some serious cuteness, check out these kids telling their own jokes.



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