Friday Funnies: More From Kids!

Hello Posse!

With October being so centered on children and fun, I thought I would continue with a few jokes from kids. I have to admit, the jokes I have been finding from kids are are often better than the Dad jokes I find. Who knew?!

So I hope these jokes help you kick off a great weekend!



Q: Two pickles fell on the floor. What did the first one say to the other when it started to cry? A: Dill with it.

Q: How do you make a lemon drop?

A: Push it off the edge.

Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist?

A: Please, don’t take me for granite!

Q: Why did the children cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

A: You rocket!

Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling!

Q: What kind of tree can fit in your hand?

A: A palm tree!

Q: What did the Dalmatian say after dinner?

A: Well, that hit the spot!

Q: How does a ghoul begin all his letters? A: Tomb it may concern . . .

And last but not least . . .

Q: When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

A: When the punchline is a parent.

Now check out some of the kids from Little Big Shots as they share their best jokes.

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