With October being so centered on children and fun, I thought I would continue with a few jokes from kids. I have to admit, the jokes I have been finding from kids are are often better than the Dad jokes I find. Who knew?!
So I hope these jokes help you kick off a great weekend!
Q: Two pickles fell on the floor. What did the first one say to the other when it started to cry? A: Dill with it.
Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
A: Push it off the edge.
Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist?
A: Please, don’t take me for granite!
Q: Why did the children cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A: You rocket!
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Q: What kind of tree can fit in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: What did the Dalmatian say after dinner?
A: Well, that hit the spot!
Q: How does a ghoul begin all his letters? A: Tomb it may concern . . .
And last but not least . . .
Q: When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
A: When the punchline is a parent.