Friday Funnies: Once More With Feeling!


Hello Posse!


I thought I would go back to joke from kids for once last hurray this month. They have been so good I thought it was worth the hat trick. I promise to go on to another topic next week but for now let's hear it from the mouths of babes!


Enjoy!

Stephen



Q: Why was the strawberry crying?

A: Because she was in a jam.

Q: What do you call a duck that gets straight A’s?

A: A wise quacker.

Q: What does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A: A buck an ear.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.

Q: What building in New York has the most stories? A: The library!

Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves!

Q: Why do scientist always have fresh breath?

A: They always use experi-mints!

Q: How are dentures like the stars

A: They both come out at night!

Q: What's a tornado’s favorite game?

A: Twister!

Q: What is worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis!

Last but not least . . .


Q: How can you tell when a vampire has a cold? A: It starts coffin.

Now enjoy kids telling jokes on Letterman in 1992



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