Friday Funnies: Space Day


Hello Posse!


I am sure there are at least one or two of you who are asking why I am doing a Space Day blog today when Space Day is actually the first Friday in May. Well, Next Friday is also the Friday before Mother's Day and I want to celebrate Mother's Day next week, but I did not want to miss out on Space Day as well so we will just celebrate it a bit early for the blog.


If you follow astronomical events, the world was recently treated to a beautiful pink moon this week. I happened to catch it last night as I was walking Shaggy and it was quite impressive. I do not remember the last time the moon looked so big in our part of the world. I was glad I was able to catch it.


The next event coming up is on May 5th and 6th. If the sky is clear in your area you should be able to see the Eta Aquarid Meteors. It should make for a nice show. I used to love to drive out to the farm fields in our area of Kansas and just lay on the hood of my car to see the show.


One of the things you can do to celebrate Space Day next Friday is check out the website for the International Space Station. (<--- click here) They have an incredible assortment of information on their site. Find out about what projects the crew is working on, see some incredible photos, and you can even listen to a NASA podcast. It is more than worth the time to check it out!

Know what else is out of this world? My Into the West Saga Serial books! If you haven't read them yet, what are you waiting for? They are available in paperback and eBook from Amazon and Barnes & Noble Booksellers. (Click the red links to go to Stephen's author pages) Parts 1- 4 are on sale now. Part 5, Into the West: Last Showdown is coming soon! Be sure to check out my social media this Sunday for the last

Sneak Peek before this book is published.


But now, it's time for the jokes!


Enjoy and have a great weekend, Posse!

Stephen


Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: He was looking for Pluto.

Q: How do astronauts throw a party in space?

A: They planet!

Q: Why doesn't the sun go to a university?

A: There is no need, it already has 27 million degrees!

Q: Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? A: She said she needed some space.

Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite candy bar? A: A Mars bar.

Q: Why weren’t astronauts hungry when they got to the space station? A: They had just had a big launch!

Q: What do astronauts like to read? A: Comet books.

Q: What kind of music do astronauts listen to? A: Neptunes!

Q: Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet? A: The reviews weren't good, only one star.

Q: Have you heard about he new bestselling book about anti-gravity. A: I've heard it’s impossible to put down.

Q: Why doesn't the Dog Star laugh at the jokes? A: It's always Sirius!

With May the 4th (be with you) coming up, how about a few Star Wars jokes to hep you celebrate Star Wars Day!!


Q: Why did they not put stairs in the Death Star?

A: No need, everyone uses the eleVader.

Q: What kind of car is a favorite of the Jedi?

A: A Toy-Yodas!

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the roundup?

A: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?

A: To get to the Dark Side!

Q: What would you call a bird of prey that has a thousand lives?

A: A millennium falcon!

And last but not least . . .


Q: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

A: Lukewarm.

Star Gags - Bloopers from the Star Wars Saga





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