Friday Funnies: Summer Edition!


Hello Posse!


I hope everyone has had a great week and has had a chance to check out my new book release, Into the West: Most Wanted. I just got my first review on Amazon and it was five stars! Now if I can get about 50 more of those I might actually get some attention for my books. In case you didn't know, it is available in paperback on BN.com and in paperback and eBook on Amazon. If you have Kindle Unlimited, it's always free to read!


I don't know about you, but I miss going out to outdoor markets in the summer. My better half, P.R., and I would go every time one was in our neighborhood. Sadly, with the pandemic and so many people refusing to follow safer health precautions, I just can't take the chance going. For now, we are just enjoying each others company and BBQing when the weather allows. I hope you are all finding a way to still have fun and joy in your lives.


I think we could all use a moment or two of levity so . . . ON WITH THE JOKES (some of these are serious "Dad" Jokes! Actually most. To be honest, all of them are!)


Enjoy!

Stephen


What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

A palm tree!

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. 

Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bay-gull.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It always waves

What part of the fish weighs the most? 

The scales. 

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Something fishy was going on.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. 

Why don't oysters like to share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish. 

Why did the teacher jump in the pool?

He had to test the water! 

The instructor called his student and said, "You missed summer school today!" 

The student replied, "Actually, no, sir. I didn't miss it at all."

Bonus, Summer Vacation!


Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?

They are hill-arious

Where do ghost fish go on vacation?

Lake Eerie

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Times Square 

Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaa-hamas. 

And where do sharks go on vacation?

Finland! 

And last but not least . . .


Why did the robot go on vacation?

He needed to recharge his batteries.

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