I asked P.R. to give me a topic for this Friday Funnies blog and I was given aliens as a topic and boy am I thankful. Because of that I found a fantastic and hilarious site called The Gray Zone. Be sure to check it out for yourself, you will NOT be sorry!
So, now for the jokes . . .
Q: Why did the sun want to go to school?
A: To be brighter!
Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite candybar? A: A Mars bar!
Q: Why won’t aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q: What phase makes the moon stop eating? A: When it’s full.
Q: what do you call a crazy astronaut on the moon? A: A lunar-tick
Q: What music is Saturn's favorite? A: Neptunes!
Q: What’s a light-year? A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q: Why did the astronauts not like the restaurant on the moon? A: The food was great but there was no atmosphere.
Quarantine Boredom Tip:
Play a memory boosting game with the family.
You will need:
A towel to cover it with the items on it
10-20 small, random items that will fit on the tray
A pen or pencil and a piece of paper for each player
Arrange all the items on the tray and cover them up so no one can see them before the came starts. Give each player a piece of paper and a pen or pencil but they cannot touch them until they are told to start writing.
Set the timer for 10 - 20 seconds depending on the age of the players. Younger kids will need more time. When everyone is ready, uncover the tray and start the timer. When the time is up, cover the tray and reset the timer for one minute.
Tell the players to start writing what they remember being on the tray and start the timer.
The player with the most right answers at the end of one minute, wins!
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