Friday Funnies: Weather Edition!



Hello, Posse!


I don't know about you, but I am so sick and tired of day after day of cold rainy weather. We haven't seen a single snowflake here this winter, it's just been rain, rain, rain and one day of hail. I am ready for some sun shine and warm weather.


So in keeping with being sick of the current weather, I thought it would be good to find a few weather jokes to laugh about. Because we all need something to laugh about some days so why not find something funny about the horrible weather!


I hope these make you laugh, or at the very least, bring a smile to your face!


Enjoy!

Stephen


What kind of underpants do storm clouds wear? Thunderwear!

What did the volcano say to it's girlfriend?

I lava you!

What kind of bow can't be tied? A rainbow!

What falls but never touches the ground? The temperature!

Why can't hurricanes use binoculars? They only have one eye!

What happens when the fog in California disperses? U.C.L.A.!

How hot is it? It's so hot, when I turned on my sprinkler, all that came out was steam!

Being from Kansas, I thought I would end with a few tornado jokes . . .


What happened when a tornado hit the dairy farm?

It was an udder disaster!

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Let's go for a spin!

What is a tornado's favorite dessert?

A funnel cake!

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

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